THE FAIRY TALE OF THE "BEAN AIR"

BY Ovidiu Ruta, the photographer.

The unique kingdom of Earth, such in form, was divided into many small populations, ruled by vassals, and a few large populations, ruled by ubervassals.

Riding over them all was the hidden and invisible emperor, whose existence everyone denied, except for the constipationists.

And these populations cared more than anything for the right to buy beans for 50 cents a kilo.

You could take their children, unalive their old people, steal their time, anything, but don't take their beans.

And they ate beans for 50 cents a kilo and farted abundantly and thoroughly and smelled their product more than in "South Park". Something already traditional, stable, with solid prospects.

And, at some point, the hidden emperor started to get annoyed... he didn't know exactly what, either the farts smell or the farters theselves.

He thought about banning beans, but the populace would have said, without meaning to:

"What do you have to dowith us, huh?
Why should we use poatoes?
Er, excuse me, by what right do you take away our right to beans?!*!"!#$%&$£$!!?"

And they would have taken the rolling wood bars for stretching the material for noodles and would have smoothed everything around, which is not good for everything to be smooth, because... stuff.

So the emperor ordered the beans to be made 4 dollars per kilo because of some fires that suddenly broke out in the bean fields and because of the plague-of-the-horses-from-the-carts-that-transport-beans, because 50% of them had to be sacrificed.

For those of you who have read this far, write "I want beans" in the comments, and for those who don't, do the other way around.

And the heads of the populations made beans 4 dollars per kilo and told their subjects that "it seems good that it's not 8 dollars per kilo as it probably will be soon."

And some stopped buying beans at all, others only on holidays, and the wealthier ones bought them every day, to show that they weren't poor, but even they were still farting more economically.

And so on.

The Potato."